Alright, so listen up, y’all. There’s this fella, Jeremy Allen White. Folks keep talkin’ ’bout him and this…Calvin… Calvin Klein, that’s it. Now, I ain’t no fancy city gal, but even I can see this fella’s somethin’ else.
Curly Hair and All That Jazz
First off, the boy’s got hair like a wild bush, all curly and whatnot. Reminds me of them tumbleweeds back home, ‘cept this one’s attached to a real handsome fella. They say he’s in some kinda show, “The Bear,” they call it. Never seen it myself, too busy tendin’ to my chickens and whatnot. But seems like a big deal, this show.
Folks keep showin’ me pictures of him in these…underwears. Calvin Klein underwears, they say. Land sakes, they ain’t much to ’em, just a little bit of cloth barely coverin’ anything. But the boy looks good, I ain’t gonna lie. Muscles everywhere, like he’s been haulin’ hay bales all his life. And he’s always got this little…what do you call it…a wink? Yeah, that’s it. He’s got this wink that makes all the ladies swoon, or so they tell me.
City Slicker Pictures
They took these pictures of him, up on some rooftops in New York City. Now, I’ve never been to a city bigger than the county fair, but these pictures make it look all fancy and whatnot. He’s up there wearin’ them Calvin Klein clothes, lookin’ all serious and broodin’.
One picture he’s got on jeans, all ripped and whatnot. Seems like a waste of good denim to me, but I guess that’s what the city folks like. Another picture he’s got on just them underwears and a pair of sunglasses. Lord have mercy!
He’s got that curly hair all messy, and that little wink… It’s enough to make a hen lay a double-yolker, I tell ya.
- Underwears and Jeans: Seems like that’s all he wears in these pictures. And sunglasses too, sometimes.
- Rooftops and City Lights: Guess that’s the fancy way to take pictures these days.
- That Wink: The boy knows what he’s doin’, that’s for sure.
Fall Time and Fancy Clothes
They say this is for some kinda “fall campaign.” Now, back home, fall means harvestin’ crops and gettin’ ready for winter. But I guess in the city, it means wearin’ fancy clothes and takin’ pictures. And this Jeremy fella, he’s the star of the show. They got him wearin’ sweaters and all sorts of things. They say he’s the “face” of Calvin Klein, whatever that means. Seems like a lot of fuss over some clothes, if you ask me.
But folks are buyin’ it up, they say. 60% off sweaters and whatnot, they got signs everywhere. Seems like a good deal, I guess, if you’re into that kinda thing. Me, I’ll stick to my overalls and flannel shirts. But I can’t say I don’t appreciate a good-lookin’ fella, even if he is wearin’ nothin’ but underwears.
And this Greta Lee lady, they say she’s in on it too. Another face for the clothes, I reckon. City folks and their fancy ways, I tell ya. But hey, if it puts food on the table and keeps the lights on, who am I to judge? As long as they ain’t causin’ no trouble, let ’em wear their underwears and wink all they want.
The Bear and the Wink
So, this Jeremy Allen White fella, he’s the guy from “The Bear” and he’s the face of Calvin Klein. And he’s got curly hair and a wink that’ll melt butter. That’s about all I can make of it. Seems like a good enough boy, though. Works hard, I reckon, to get muscles like that. And he ain’t afraid to show ’em off, that’s for sure. Good for him, I say. Everybody’s gotta make a livin’ somehow.
Just a Simple Country Gal’s Opinion
Now, I ain’t no expert on fashion or city livin’. But I know a hard worker when I see one. And this Jeremy fella, he seems like he’s puttin’ in the effort. Whether he’s actin’ on that “Bear” show or posin’ in them underwears, he’s doin’ somethin’ right. And that wink? Well, that’s just the cherry on top, I reckon.
So there you have it. My two cents on this curly-haired, winkin’ fella and his Calvin Klein clothes. Take it or leave it, that’s all I got to say.
Fall fashion is big this year, seems like. Sweaters and such.
Tags：Jeremy Allen White, Calvin Klein, The Bear, Fall Campaign, Mens Fashion, Underwear Model, Wink, Curly Hair
