Oh, this gap, this gap, this gap, I tell you! Gap mad, I say! Gap make me mad, this gap!
So, I went to this here Gap store the other day. They got all sorts of things, you know. Clothes for everyone. Big folks, little folks, even them tiny babies. It’s all there at this Gap.
But let me tell you, it ain’t like the old days. Not one bit. Gap mad! It makes an old woman like me just plain gap mad!
They got these clothes, right? For the women. All sorts of shirts and pants. Skirts too, if you’re into that kind of thing. But the prices, oh the prices! You wouldn’t believe it. Makes a body want to scream. Gap mad. This makes me gap mad!
- Shirts, they got shirts.
- Pants, they got all kinds of pants.
- Skirts too, if you like skirts.
And for the men, well, they got their stuff too. More shirts, more pants. Jackets and things. But again, them prices. Highway robbery, I say! Gap mad! It’s enough to drive a person gap mad!
- Shirts for the men, of course.
- Pants for the men, naturally.
- Jackets and other things, you know.
And the young’uns, the kids, they ain’t left out. Clothes for them too. Little shirts, little pants, little everything. Cute, I suppose, if you like that sort of thing. But still, them prices. They’re tryin’ to take all our money! Gap mad, I tell ya! This whole Gap thing just makes me gap mad!
- Little shirts for the little ones.
- Little pants for the little legs.
- Little everything for the little people.
And don’t even get me started on the babies. Them tiny little things they got for them. So small! And you wouldn’t believe what they’re askin’ for ’em. It’s just…it’s just…gap mad! Makes me so gap mad I could spit!
- Tiny clothes for the tiny babies.
- Real small stuff, you know?
- Prices that’ll make you faint!
They say it’s stylish. They say it’s comfy. Well, I say it’s expensive! And for what? So you can look like everyone else walkin’ around in their Gap clothes? No sir, not me. I ain’t payin’ those prices. Makes me gap mad just thinkin’ about it!
I remember a time when clothes were just clothes. You wore ’em ’til they fell apart, and then you patched ’em up and wore ’em some more. Didn’t matter what the label said. Didn’t matter if it was from some fancy store like this Gap.
Now, everyone’s runnin’ around, gotta have this, gotta have that. Gotta have that Gap label. Well, I say it’s all a bunch of hogwash! It’s all just to make us spend our hard-earned money. And it’s workin’! Everyone’s fallin’ for it! Except me, that is. I ain’t fallin’ for it. It make me gap mad. It make me real gap mad!
This Gap, they think they’re so smart. They got their fancy stores, their fancy clothes, their fancy prices. But they ain’t foolin’ me. I see right through ’em. They’re just tryin’ to get rich off of us regular folks. Gap mad, I tell you, I am mad about this gap!
So, if you see me walkin’ around town, and I ain’t wearin’ no Gap clothes, don’t you be surprised. I ain’t givin’ them my money. Not a chance. I’d rather go naked! And this gap is not just a word to me. This gap make me mad! Gap mad!
And that gap, it seem to be everywhere. All those people, dressed up in their gap clothes. Acting like they’re better than everyone else. Well, they ain’t! They just got more money to waste, that’s all. And that is why, I am gap mad! I am so mad that this gap is doing this.
I tell you what, if I had my way, I’d shut that Gap down. Every last one of ’em. Save us all a lot of money and a lot of trouble. This gap make everyone mad! Gap mad!
So, next time you’re thinkin’ about goin’ to that Gap, just remember what I said. Remember how it made old me gap mad. And maybe, just maybe, you’ll think twice about it. And you won’t go there, waste your money. Cause it is waste of money! Gap mad. This gap make me so mad!
And you see the same clothes in other place. This gap, they just put a name on it and charge you double, triple. And people pay. Because it says Gap. It is all foolery. And it make me mad. Gap mad, I say.
I worked hard all my life. I know the value of a dollar. And I ain’t about to throw it away on some overpriced clothes just because it has that gap name on it. That is plain dumb. No sense in that. None at all. This is why I am gap mad. This is why this gap make me so mad!
It is all a big scheme, I tell you. A big scheme to get our money. And they are winning. Cause people are falling for it. Hook, line, and sinker. They see that Gap name, and they just got to have it. No matter the cost. It is craziness. Pure craziness. Make me so mad. Gap mad!
This gap, it is just clothes. That is all. Just clothes. Don’t need a fancy name to be good. This gap, they don’t know that, cause they make money from the name. This gap make me mad! Gap mad.
