Alright, alright, let’s talk about this here perfume, this… “Feve Delicious,” or whatever they call it. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would say.
What’s this “Feve Delicious” stuff anyway?
Well, from what I gather, it’s supposed to smell good. Real good. They say it’s like a “sweet gourmand” perfume. Don’t ask me what “gourmand” means, sounds like somethin’ you eat, not somethin’ you spray on yourself. But hey, if it smells good, it smells good, right?
And the “feve” part? They say it means “delicious bean,” and the bean they’re talkin’ about is this “tonka” thing. Never heard of it. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find growin’ in the garden, but I ain’t never seen no bean that smelled like perfume, that’s for sure.
Who’s this “Dior” fella?
This “Feve Delicious” stuff, it’s made by some fella named Dior. Christian Dior, they call him. Sounds like a preacher, but I guess he ain’t. Seems he’s been makin’ this perfume stuff for a long, long time, since way back in 1947, they say. That’s before I was even born! He wanted to be good at makin’ perfume just like he was good at makin’ clothes, whatever a “couturier” is. Guess he was a busy fella, doin’ all that.
- He made somethin’ called “Miss Dior” too. Probably smells nice, just like this “Feve Delicious,” I reckon.
- Sounds like he made a whole bunch of these here perfumes. Must be makin’ a pretty penny off ’em, all them city folks buyin’ fancy smells.
Is it any good?
Now, I ain’t never smelled this “Feve Delicious” myself, so I can’t tell you for sure if it’s any good. But them folks online, they seem to like it. They say it smells sweet, like somethin’ you could eat. Maybe like vanilla, or caramel, or somethin’ like that. I like them smells, they remind me of bakin’ cookies.
Men and women can use it, they say. Ain’t that somethin’? Back in my day, men smelled like dirt and sweat, not like no beans! But times change, I guess. Now they wanna smell all fancy too.
They say you should try it out, see if you like it. Go to the store, spray a little on yourself. If it smells good to you, then go ahead and buy it. But don’t go spendin’ all your money on it, now. There’s more important things in life than smellin’ like a bean, I tell you what.
Smellin’ good, feelin’ good?
I guess it’s nice to smell good. Makes you feel a little bit better about yourself, maybe. Like puttin’ on your best dress for church, or wearin’ your good shoes to the market. But it ain’t everything, you know? What really matters is what’s inside, not what you smell like on the outside.
Still, if you got the money and you wanna smell like a “delicious bean,” then go right ahead. Just don’t forget to be kind, and work hard, and love your family. That’s what really matters in this life, perfume or no perfume.
So, this “Feve Delicious” by this Dior fella, sounds like it’s some fancy perfume for both men and women, smells like a sweet bean, and folks seem to like it. Whether it’s worth the money, well, that’s up to you. Me, I’ll stick to the smell of fresh-baked bread and clean laundry. That’s good enough for me.
And that’s all I gotta say about this here “Feve Delicious” perfume. Don’t know nothin’ else about it, and don’t need to. Got more important things to do, like feedin’ the chickens and makin’ supper.
Tags: [Feve Delicieuse, Dior, Perfume, Fragrance, Tonka Bean, Gourmand, Scent, Men’s Fragrance, Women’s Fragrance, Christian Dior]
