Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Wesley Snipes fella and his, well, his dress-up games, you know? I saw some pictures, and let me tell ya, it was somethin’ else. Not somethin’ I see every day down in my parts, that’s for sure.
First off, they say this fella’s got a whole heap of money. Millions and millions, they say. Now, I ain’t never seen that much money in my life, but I guess if you got that much, you can do whatever you darn well please, even if it means wearin’ some funny lookin’ clothes. They say he made a lot of it acting and writing. Good for him, I guess. He made all that money just being on them movie shows and the like.
So, this Wesley fella, he went to this big shindig, the Oscars they call it. It’s some fancy get-together where all them movie stars go. Normally, you see fellas wearin’ them black suit things, you know, the ones with the shiny pants and the little bow ties. But not our Wesley. He likes to do things different, I reckon. They say it was real daring like. Now, me? I don’t have much use for all that daring. Give me plain and simple any day.
- He wore this suit, see? But it wasn’t no ordinary suit.
- It was this… this burgundy color, like a beet, you know?
- And the top part was like a regular jacket, but then… well, then things got weird.
Instead of pants, like any normal person would wear, he had this… this skirt thingy. Yeah, you heard me right, a skirt! Now, I ain’t got nothin’ against skirts, mind you. I wear ’em myself, but I’m a woman! This fella, he’s a man, a big, strong man, from what I hear. But there he was, struttin’ around in a skirt like it was nobody’s business. They say it was “couture” and “comfortable”. Well, I don’t know nothin’ about that “coo-chure” stuff but comfy is comfy. If it ain’t comfy, I ain’t wearin’ it.
And the color! That burgundy, it was somethin’ else. Not really my cup of tea, but hey, to each their own, I always say. Some folks like flashy things, I guess. Me, I prefer somethin’ a little more…down to earth. More like blue overalls and a good straw hat.
Now, some folks online, they were makin’ fun of him, sayin’ things like, “What in the purple meth lab is goin’ on here?” And “Where your muscles at, Wesley?” Folks can be mean, you know? But I figure, if he wants to wear a skirt, let him wear a skirt. It ain’t hurtin’ nobody. It ain’t my place to judge, though I admit, it’s a might strange. I’m just tellin’ ya what I saw and what I heard, you know?
They even had pictures of him, smilin’ and posin’ in this get-up. He seemed happy enough, I guess. And that’s what matters, right? Bein’ happy with your own self. And they paid him good money to do some advertisin’ too. He was the face of some campaign, whatever that means. Probably sellin’ somethin’ or other. Seems like these Hollywood types are always sellin’ somethin’.
And then there was this thing about him dyin’ his hair blond once. Hated it, they say. Well, I can understand that. Blond hair ain’t for everyone. Some folks look good with it, some folks don’t. I reckon Wesley just wasn’t one of them blond-haired types. But hey, at least he tried it, right? He done tried all sorts of things it sounds like. And that’s more than most folks can say.
So, that’s the story of Wesley Snipes and his dress, or skirt, or whatever you want to call it. It was somethin’ different, that’s for sure. Made folks talk, that’s for sure too. And that, I reckon, is probably what he wanted all along.
Now, I gotta go. Got chores to do. Can’t spend all day talkin’ about movie stars and their fancy clothes.
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