Well, well, well, look what we have here. More of them fancy Jordan 4 shoes, huh? I heard the young’uns talkin’ ’bout it. Sayin’ there’s some new ones comin’ out. What Jordan 4s are coming out, you ask? I’ll tell ya what I heard, best as I can remember.
New Jordan 4s, Oh My!
So, these Jordan 4s, they’re a big deal, I guess. Everybody’s always wantin’ ’em. They got all sorts of colors and whatnot. Now, I don’t know much about these things, but I hear tell there’s gonna be some new ones soon.
They say some old ones are comin’ back. Like them White Cement ones and them Black Cat ones. Sounds silly to me, but hey, what do I know? They say them old ones are iconic, whatever that means.
What’s This About 2025?
Now, hold your horses. They’re sayin’ some of these new Jordan 4s ain’t comin’ out ’til 2025. That’s a whole year away! Who knows what’ll happen by then? Maybe they’ll change their minds. Maybe we’ll all be wearin’ moon boots by then. Ha!
- Undefeated 4s – I heard that name. Sounds like a tough shoe, that’s for sure.
- SB 4 Sapphire Blue – Blue like a sapphire, I reckon. Must be pretty.
- Rare Air Jordan 4 – Rare, huh? Probably means they’ll cost a pretty penny.
Jordan 4s in 2024, Too!
But don’t you worry none. They say there’s gonna be some new Jordan 4s this year, too. 2024, that’s right now! So if you’re itchin’ to get your hands on some, you might not have to wait too long.
I heard them talkin’ ’bout a place called Nice Kicks. They say you can get ’em there, and fast, too. Don’t know what’s so nice about kicks, but that’s what they say.
And there’s another place, Foot Locker. Sounds like a place where you keep your socks, don’t it? But they say you can get these Jordan 4 shoes there, too. They say they got all the hot collections. Don’t know what that means, either. Sounds like they collect feet or somethin’.
Why Are These Jordan 4s So Popular?
Now, why are these Jordan 4 shoes so popular, you ask? Well, I ain’t no expert, but I hear things. They say this fella, Michael Jordan, he was a real good basketball player. Real good. So good, they made shoes after him. And these Jordan 4s, they’re some of the most popular ones.
They say he used to fly through the air, like he was defy in’ gravity. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but that’s what they say. They even put his picture on the shoe, jumpin’ up in the air. And they got this thing on the back, called the Nike Air logo. It’s a special thing, I guess.
Not Enough Jordan 4s to Go Around
But here’s the kicker. They don’t make enough of these shoes. They know everybody wants ’em, but they don’t make enough. Like when you’re makin’ a pie, and you only make one, but you got ten hungry folks at the table. Somebody’s gonna be left out.
They say there’s these things called bots. Like little robots, I reckon. And they buy up all the shoes before regular folks can get ’em. And then there are these resellers. They buy the shoes and then sell ’em for more money. It ain’t right, I tell ya. It ain’t right.
Jordan 4s in the Movies?
Oh, and get this. They say these Jordan 4 shoes were in a movie. A movie! Can you believe it? Called Do The Right Thing. Sounds like a good message, don’t it? Always do the right thing. That’s what I always say.
I don’t know much ’bout these Jordan 4 Cave Stone that are coming in Fall 2025. But I bet they will be a hot commodity, just like them other ones. I hear people talkin’ all excited-like, sayin’ they can’t wait to see these shoes. I guess they’re somethin’ special.
Well, There You Have It
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about these Jordan 4 shoes that are comin’ out. A whole lot of fuss over some shoes, if you ask me. But hey, if it makes folks happy, then I guess it’s alright. Just remember to always do the right thing, and don’t get too caught up in all this shoe business. There are more important things in life, you know.
